UltraModem Pretzel Bites: A Recipe for Revolution

For when the world outside is too bland, and your taste buds are too bored.

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Ingredients:

• 1 cup UltraModem Pretzel Dough
• 1/4 cup Edamame Hummus
• 1/4 cup Pickle Juice
• 1/4 cup Crushed Fennel
• 1/4 cup Shaved Truffle Oil
• 1/4 cup Crushed Fennel
• 1/4 cup Shaved Truffle Oil

Instructions:

1. Mix the dough with a sense of purpose.
2. Shape into bite-sized balls, like the revolution you're about to start.
3. Drizzle with the hummus, the pickle juice, the truffle oil, and the crushed fennel, in the ratio of 2:1:1:1.
4. Bake at 400°F for 12-15 minutes or until golden brown.
5. Serve with a side of existential dread, as the world burns.